冷冷不冷的皮沙發工廠HUMAN LEATHER COUCH FACTORY - lonlon
白天是在神經網路裡撸代碼的數位藝術社畜;深夜是喝著快樂水™、伴隨兩隻主子呼嚕聲開發模擬遊戲的賽博黑心廠長。 Digital art wage-slave grinding code by day; cyber deadpan director sipping Happy Water™ [Synthetic Energy Drink] & developing indie sims by night.
01指令中心COMMAND CENTER
在 Twitch、YouTube、Bilibili 聊天室打 !money、!lookup、!buy,就能送東西進殖民地。Chat commands for the colony: !money, !lookup, !buy.
在 Twitch、YouTube 或 Bilibili 的聊天室打指令,就能送物資、新殖民者、自己取名的動物、治療、事件進殖民地。開頭打 ! 或全形 ! 都可以,繁體、简体、English 都通,用什麼語言問就用什麼語言回。
Type commands in the Twitch, YouTube or Bilibili chat to send supplies, new colonists, animals you name, healing and events into the colony. Commands work in Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese and English.
金幣怎麼來 HOW TO EARN COINS
* 只看不講話領不到:聊天室不會通知誰進來,打聲招呼就開始累積。下面價目表的時間是「邊看邊聊」存到那個價錢大約要多久。
先從這幾個開始 START HERE
點指令複製,按 ▶ 試打 在旁邊的練習機跑跑看。
!buy 動物 也一樣List common events / animals with prices免費練習機 PRACTICE TERMINAL
規則和價錢跟聊天室一樣,開局送 100 金幣。打錯會告訴你錯在哪。
* 以下是 OmniStream 預設價錢。實況主可以改價或切換「便宜(×0.6)/貴(×2)」,實際以聊天室 !lookup 查到的為準。部分動物需要 DLC,這局沒有的話 !lookup 查不到。點指令即可複製。
物資SUPPLIES
數量放最後,不寫就是 1,一次最多 20。例如 !buy 食物 5
殖民者與紀念碑COLONISTS & MONUMENT
一定要取名,名字定了不能改。例如 !buy 人類 小白
動物・家畜ANIMALS · LIVESTOCK
指定動物並取名,例如 !buy 雞 咕咕;或 !buy 家畜 咕咕 在買得起的家畜裡抽一隻。已馴服,全體觀眾每個遊戲日限 1 隻。
動物・珍獸ANIMALS · PRIZED
例如 !buy 貓 麻糬,或 !buy 珍獸 麻糬 抽一隻。
動物・靈獸ANIMALS · MYTHIC
例如 !buy 敲擊獸 大寶,或 !buy 靈獸 大寶 抽一隻。蟲不賣,也沒有獨角獸。
照顧殖民者CARE
名字要打殖民地裡已經有的人或動物。例如 !buy 治療 冷冷 2
事件與威脅EVENTS & THREATS
直接打事件名稱,例如 !buy 極光(舊寫法 !buy 事件 極光 也可以)。殖民地接不下就不扣錢。
>_ 找不到符合的項目 // No match. 試試中文或英文名稱。
- 指令成功才會回覆並 @ 你;沒成功不回覆、也不扣金幣。Only successful commands get a reply (with your @name). Failed ones are silent and free.
- 沒回應通常是:打錯名稱、金幣不夠、名字重複、今天名額滿了,或殖民地現在接不下。先用
!lookup查一下。No reply usually means a typo, not enough coins, a taken name, today's slot is used, or the colony can't take it yet. - 人類、動物:全體觀眾每個遊戲日各限 1。名字最多 16 字,定了就不能改,不能跟指令字或殖民地已有的名字重複。One human and one animal per in-game day for everyone. Names: up to 16 characters, permanent, unique.
- 沒看到你想要的?在聊天室說一聲,廠長考慮加進下一版。Missing something? Ask in chat.
02直播輪班表LIVE SCHEDULE
以下是直播開台時間,不是實體店的營業時間。用下面兩個按鈕切換台灣時間和你的當地時間。早班、午班、晚班會跟著你正在看的時鐘改,夏令時間也算在裡面。
These are livestream hours, not a shop's opening hours. Switch between Taiwan time and your local time. Morning, afternoon and evening follow the clock you are looking at, daylight saving included.
* 開台的星期和鐘點如果有改,會更新在這一頁。請假日列在下方。
* Weekdays and hours update on this page. Days off are listed below.
看直播、在聊天室下指令Watch the stream and type commands in chat.
同步直播與精華,聊天室也能下指令Simulcast and highlights; chat commands work here too.
彈幕也能下指令Commands work in Bilibili danmaku too.
請假不開台 下面的時間跟你上面選的時鐘一樣。
Days off — no stream. Times below use the clock you selected.
這個月沒有請假,照表開台。 // No days off — streaming as scheduled.
03皮沙發工廠THE FACTORY
歡迎光臨皮沙發工廠。外頭是殘酷的賽博廢土與極限邊緣,但這裡有冰涼的快樂水™和 ASMR 級的鍵盤白噪音。隨便挑張沙發坐下吧——別問材質,這張特級皮沙發很軟,它生前也是個喜歡 Drop pod 突襲的超齡海盜,現在它只想給你最溫暖的擁抱。
Welcome to the factory. Outside is a ruthless cyber wasteland, but inside we’ve got Ice-cold Happy Water™ and chill white noise. Grab a seat on the tailored Human Leather Couch. Relax. Don’t ask about the upholstery—he was a based raider in life, now he just wants to keep you cozy.
在這裡,我們用最溫柔平靜的心情,做著蘭迪隨機滅團邊緣最冷酷的系統資源調配。歡迎加入工廠,成為輪班兼職員工,點個追蹤不迷路。
We manage brutal simulation bottlenecks with utmost calm. Hit follow, plug into the factory, and consider yourself clocked in for the night shift. W chat. YOUTUBE↗ IG↗
如果你用 iPhone 看到這裡,記得確認瀏覽器設置有打開播放所有動畫,就在底部網址左邊的三條線那裡設定。 If you're reading this on an iPhone, make sure your browser is set to play all animations. You can find that setting by tapping the three-line menu icon to the left of the address bar at the bottom.
04賽博求生與快樂水™投餵DONATION HOOK
隨著獨立維護 C# 補丁的工作量日益龐大,加上新遊戲開發所需的龐大精力與成本(經常深夜在神經網路裡撸代碼到頭禿),開啟投餵計畫是希望在這漫長的「賽博求生與獨立模擬遊戲製作」之旅中,能得到大家的一點點支持。
你們投餵的每一口快樂水™,都將直接化為廠長維持深夜除錯的血肉咖啡因濃度,更是支持我將這款模擬遊戲從最初的紙上原型變成現實的最大動力! 當然,要是能順便投餵一口貓飯,不但餵飽了這隻深夜加班的禿頭小貓,還順便包養了身邊的兩隻小貓咪,大概能一邊呼嚕嚕一邊當場把系統 Bug 全給修了吧~
As the workload of maintaining solo C# patches grows, compounded by the massive sanity and cost required to develop my new indie game (often grinding code late into the neon-lit night until I go bald), this feeding protocol is initiated to seek a tiny bit of support on this long journey of "Cyber-Survival & Indie Simulation Developing".
Every drop of Happy Water™ you feed me directly converts into the raw caffeine concentration needed for late-night debugging. It’s the ultimate drive turning this simulation game from a paper prototype into reality! And hey, if you drop a bite of Cat Kibble on the side, you not only feed this balding, overworked cyber-kitten, but also sponsor my two feline overlords. I’ll probably start purring and fix all the system bugs on the spot~